Children, control yourselves.

If you have nothing constructive to add to this board, pleaes go elsewhere and stop wasting everyone's time. FistOfFury, you've pretty much violated the cardinal rule of being a newbie, that is, pissing off the people you're trying to learn from. You've turned off anybody that would have been willing to help you. I don't know what you're trying to accomplish by prolonging this bitchfest.

Learning something new takes time and effort. If nobody will help you, suck it up and work it out on your own. If you can't deal with that, consider taking up a new hobby.